May 9, 2012

How to Develop a He-Man Personality

Joe Weider – Trainer to the Stars – would go to become the largest maker of bodybuilding products, publisher of fitness magazines. He made Arnold Schwarzenegger a bodybuilding star and we know what that led to.

Joe Weider How to Be a Manly Man

Originally posted 2011-03-04 05:11:38.

Yes! I Turn Weaklings into He-Men!

For many decades of the 20th century the Charles Atlas advertisements were among the most pervasive in America. Before the advent of the penis enlargment scams his Dynamic Tension promised hope to men who felt weak and impotent (if only socially).

Charles At Las Turns Wimps into Studs

Originally posted 2011-03-03 22:37:55.

Get Enough?

Vibrogen didn’t require a doctor’s prescription because all of the virility enhancement product’s ingredients were inert. Like many modern scam and spam bottled sex aids.

Vibrogen Get Enough Sex

Originally posted 2010-10-01 21:20:28.

You Can Develop a Stronger He-Man Voice!

Feuchtinger Voice Method

Importance … Respect
Larger Earnings

Achieve more social and economic success …

I.e., get girls.

Men Learn Manly Voice

Originally posted 2011-03-21 11:39:20.

Macho. It’s b-a-a-a-d.

Macho: a cologne that smells like a sweaty crotch?

Macho Perfume Cologne

By Fabergé.

Originally posted 2011-03-04 13:15:25.

A Question a Man Shouldn’t Ask a Woman

Husband: What would your girlfriends say if they could see this?

Wife: Probably that I married you for your money.

Wife tells husband his cock isn't very large.

Satisfy Your Wife

Another ad preying on men striving to cope with premature ejaculation. For a buck you get a (cheaply made) “didactic booklet” promising to cure you.

Satisfy Your Wife

Originally posted 2010-09-13 20:15:59.

Sex Control

With the emphasis on impotence or lasting longer it is easy to forget that many man’s sexual malady is premature ejaculation. Since last does provide an orgasm is may be less shaming than impotence and less likely to be the subject of spam.

Premature Ejaculation Control

Originally posted 2010-09-05 15:10:44.

Forced Gigolos

Forced Gigolos, Roe Richmond

An exceptionally hilarious vintage trashy novel featuring male prositution of some sort. I’m sure all the women were desirable and the men found themselves thrilled to be forced to have sex with the women.

Roe Richmond Forced Gigolos Male Whores

Dial “S” for Stud

Dial “S” for Stud, William Spain

Perhaps a trashy novel about a gigolo.

Dial-S-for-Stud

Can a Man Give Himself a Blow Job?

The common line about autofellatio is that if a man could fellate himself he’d never leave the house. And I’m sure that is true for many guys.
Slate, has an article on the cultural history of men seeking to perform oral sex on themselves.

The contorted history of autofellatio.

One Date Dick

You know it implicitly says One Date Limp Dick.

There were ads pressuring men to increase their sexual desirability but mostly they were buried in the back of comic books, pulps and other cheap magazines with a mostly male audience.

One Date Limp Dick Muscle Advertisement

How Men Orgasm

Male Ejaculation Explained

Male orgasms are easily diagrammed.

Male Sexual Response Orgasm Ejaculation

Mr. Stud

Mr. Stud, Michael Taber

Vintage sleaze fiction that purports to recount the acting career and sexual conquests of a New York actor, Michael Patrick Taylor.
Boring title but the book title is too funny to pass up.

Mr-Stud-Michael-Patrick-Tabor

Certified Public Stud

Certified Public Stud, John Dexter

To what official board do you report to have your studliness certified. And just what does the test consist of?

Certified-Public-Stud-John-Dexter

Measure of a Man

A woman confirming the fears of all those men who buy penis enlargement pills.

… and he was every inch a gentleman!

Penis Size Joke

Male Virgin

Male virgin? What a terrifying status.

Male Virgin Male Chastity Orgasm Denial

Hero for fans of male chastity, orgasm denial?