May 9, 2012

Pray for Sex

It has been interesting to watch the current pope and his predecessor put the Roman Catholic Church in a time machine and send it back in time.

Some of the newly unmodern Church’s efforts are almost sad in a way. But really the only proper response is laughter.

The specially-composed Prayer Before Making Love is aimed at ‘purifying their intentions’ so the act is not about selfishness or hedonism.

Church urges couples to pray before sex

Only professional virgins can be so addled as to come up with a sex prayer like that.

Originally posted 2009-09-12 09:45:22.

Jesus Christ Sex Doll

Inflatable Love-Making Jesus

The son of GOD will never say no
Cum Unto Christ
Oversized Male Clitoris
American & Greek Openings – STIGMATA
Sopping We Hungry Mouth
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Jesus Christ Homosexual Love Sex Doll eroticamusements.com

Now you can really express your love for the Lord!

Originally posted 2011-03-07 06:09:43.

Christian Perverts

Preacher Tony Alamo has been convicted and sentence for abusing young girls.

An indictment released in November 2008 accused Alamo of transporting five girls across state lines for sex. The criminal complaint included accounts from three girls, two of whom were 17 when the complaint was released last year, and one who was 14.

All three said Alamo sexually abused them.

Evangelist Alamo sentenced to 175 years on sex charges

Community of Christ lay ministers have had a secret life sexually abusing children for years it is alledged:

Burrell Edward Mohler Sr., 77, and his sons Burrell Edward Mohler Jr., 53; David A. Mohler, 52; Jared Leroy Mohler, 48; and Roland Neil Mohler, 47, were arrested Tuesday on suspicion of sexually abusing children.

A sixth family member, Darrel Wayne Mohler, 72, was arrested Friday as he pulled into the driveway of his Silver Springs, Florida home. Darrel Mohler, the younger brother of Burrell Edward Mohler Sr., is being held in jail in Marion County, Florida, charged with two counts of rape in a Missouri arrest warrant.

‘Unbelievable’: Men’s arrests on sex charges stun neighbor, co-workers

Why do I yoke Alamo and the Mohlers?

Christians are continually pushing themselves forward for sexual morality yet are revealed again and again to be abusers of children and adulterers.

Christians need to shut up and leave the honest people alone.

Originally posted 2009-11-15 10:37:20.

Guess Who Saw Miss Homophobia’s Sex Video

Carrie Prejean is surely suffering the punishment of a just god for her attack on gay marriage:

Sources tell TMZ Carrie’s mom was in shock — instantly turning sheet white as she watched her daughter give herself a hand.

TMZ: Carrie Prejean’s Mother Saw the Sex Tape

Originally posted 2009-11-08 08:06:25.

Sex Criminal Preacher Prompts Protest

Mark Hourigan’s ordination at the The City of Refuge Worship Center reminds us that sex criminals are treated worse than murderers.

On any other Sunday, protesters likely would not have been outside of The City of Refuge Worship Center. But this time was different because a man charged with sodomy, sexual abuse and intimidation of an 11-year-old boy back in 1998, was ordained.

Call him Pastor Mark Hourigan.

Registered sex offender now ordained by Germantown church

“The key thing is for other members of this church congregation is to be on the lookout and to be careful of their children,” said Cal Pfieffer, one of the protesters and a member of the Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests (SNAP).

Inside the Goss Avenue building, member Mark Hourigan grabbed local and national attention for the role he is taking on. It comes two years after he joined City of refuge.

Church ordains registered sex offender as minister

In Amnerica one wrong act, no matter the quality that puts a person on a sex offender list effectively abridges his civil rights for the rest of his life.

Crimes against minors are evil. But allowances must be made for real repentance and recovery. Luckily for Hourigan members of his church are willing to give him that chance.

Originally posted 2009-09-14 19:30:53.

Sacred Studies

She doesn’t look like a serious Bible reader to me.

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Originally posted 2011-02-06 14:52:47.

Reading the Bible

Has reading the Bible inspired her to violence?

Sexy-Woman-Reading-the-Bible

Originally posted 2011-02-17 06:35:46.

History’s Most Wicked City

The Last Days of Sodom and Gomorrah, Paul Ilton

Cover artist: Robert Maquire.

A very heterosexual cover painting. The Old Testament tale of the Cities of the Plain is much beloved by fundagelical Christian homophobes. The message: God hates gay people so much that he murders them.

Sodom Gomorrah Ilton Macquire

Christine O’Donnell on AIDS, Condoms, Drag Queens

TPMMuckraker reports that years back Christine O’Donnell:

… was arguing that the government was spending too much money fighting AIDS and said condoms wouldn’t stop the disease from spreading.

… O’Donnell voicing concerns that a drag queen ball “celebrates the type of lifestyle which leads to the disease,” objecting to terming those with AIDS “victims” and calling AIDS a consequence of a certain “lifestyle which brings about this disease.”

Christine O’Donnell: AIDS Gets Too Much Gov’t Money, Condoms Wouldn’t Stop It (VIDEO)

No big surprise from a woman who thinks masturbation is evil.

Originally posted 2010-09-16 05:29:13.

Sally and the Red Converitible

Sally and the Red Converitible, Claire Lynn

A cheap conversion narrative published by the Moody Bible Institute of Chicago in 1957.

Young Sally is tempted from the path of righteousness by a wordly young man (i.e., he likes to enjoy himself. Given the publisher we can feel assured that Sally eventually turns from sin and finds salvation and devotes herself to a lifetime of Bible reading.

Sally Red Convertible Car

Sex … Should We Wait?

Sex … Should We Wait? was most likely a Christian LP condeming sex before marriage. A peacher or youth leader warned young people about Hell and damnation as a consequence of having a good time.

Christian-Sexual-Abstinence-Record

Originally posted 2010-11-19 12:29:00.

Sexy Bible Verse?

Atheist though I am I actually like the (KJV) Bible. But I never inspired a passage that inspired me to masturbate.

Girl Reading Bible Masturbating

Teach Raw Sex in Schools?

Is the School House the Proper Place to Teach Raw Sex in Schools, Gordon V. Drake

If nothing else the inclusion of the word raw would mark this as right wing Christian fundamentalist propaganda.

Right Wing Christian Fundamentalist Sex Education Propaganda

The Naughty Nun

The Naughty Nun Donald Palermo

A young novice doesn’t want to be a professional celibate and decides to enjoy her sexuality. Roman Catholic trashy fiction.

Naughty Nun Donald Palermo Roman Catholic Pornography

Miss Homophobia’s Ungodly Breasts

Carrie Prejean the celebrated bimbo who says that god doesn’t want queers to wed may finally be coming to the end of her trivial fame.

She’s agreed to drop her suit for invasion of privacy – when it was revealed that her breasts are unnatural – if the pageant organization agrees to drop their suit for a refund of the money they supplied her so she could have bigger tits.

One thing they all agreed on was that Prejean needed bigger breasts if she was to be competitive in the national pageant in April, the pageant’s filing said.

Prejean settles lawsuits with Miss California USA pageant

This doesn’t speak well for Ms Prejean’s faith in the Jehovah. Why would she reject the breasts the Lord gave her? Why replace them with man-made tits? Were her original breasts part of god’s divine plan for her?

And if she wanted larger breasts shouldn’t she have prayed to Jesus Christ her Lord and Savior to give them to her? And accept his will if he said “No!”?

Originally posted 2009-11-05 14:04:40.

Strippers Protest Church

The Fox Hole vs. New Beginnings Ministries

The young women who strip at The Fox Hole in Warsaw Ohio have been pestered for years by members of a church that calls itself new Beginnings Ministries. Tried of being harassed by self-important Christian fundamentalists the strippers have taken a novel tack. They are running a protest outside the church.

She and other Christian groups that work with women in the adult entertainment industry have criticized Dunfee’s methods of ministry as a means of putting the strippers on the defensive instead of showing support.

“I never saw Jesus with a picket sign,” Donewald said.

Huffington Post: Bikini-Clad Strippers Protest Church In Rural Ohio

Originally posted 2010-08-28 05:11:10.

Christians&Sex

As so many men from Jimmy Swaggart to Larry Craig have shown often those who decry “perversion” the most are enjoying their sexuality behind closed doors.

Christian Hypocrites
Christian Hypocrites

Originally posted 2010-06-27 12:58:06.

Jesus Christ’s Pants

Thou Shalt Not Have Any Other Jeans But Me

Did they sell Jesus Jeans in the Bible Belt?

Wear Jesus Christ Pants

Sexy Coffin Girls Anger Church

Second Coffin Cutie Calendar

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“This is simply tasteless and shocking. Death is not sexy and the connotations presented in this calender are disturbing to say the least,” said church spokseman Father Tadeusz Rybnik in Warsaw.

Coffin makers launch raunchy calendar

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The church has used death – fear of death – to maintain power for millenia.

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Anything that brings humor or distracts from certain demise is to be applauded.

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