May 9, 2012

Brigitte Bardot for Harley Davidson

Brigitte Bardot looks great in those black thigh high boots. But what does the record consist of: motorcyles revving up and roaring down the road?

Brigitte Bardo Harley Davidson Motorcycle

Jane Birkin on the Cover

Pretty Jane Birkin on vintage record album covers.

Jane-Birkin-Nude-LP-Cover

Jane-Birkin-Record-Cover

Jane-Birkin-Vintage-Vinyl

Summer School

I went to summer school once. No girls like these were present.

Summer-Schoold-Sexy-Schoolgirl-LP-Cover

Originally posted 0000-00-00 00:00:00.

For People Who Hate Jazz

Let’s Get Acquainted with Jazz was probably bought by many men who never came to love the art form.

Lets-Get-Acquainted-with-Jazz-Sexy-Album-LP-Cover-For-People-Who-Hate-Jazz

Originally posted 2011-03-06 11:45:10.

The Swingin’Eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Si Zentner and His Orchestra wanted to present a groovy or hep or hip image (or whatever slang was apt that year).

Swingin-Eye-LP-Cover-Female-Legs

Originally posted 2011-03-27 21:23:01.

Music for Orgies

Orgy music is necessarily idiosyncratic and personal. There is no generic orgy music.

Music for Orgies Album

Originally posted 2010-10-26 11:02:54.

Pretty Girls Selling Jazz

Even the most celebrated jazz musicians may find pretty girls (and exclamation points) to persuade an indifferent world to listen to their music.

Art Blakey, Soul!

Art Blakey, Soul!

Erroll Garner, Move!

Move! Erroll Garner

Wes Montgomery, Go!

Wes Montgomery, Go!

About Fontana Records

Jazzville 4

If the record buyer decided that he didn’t like jazz then he could enjoy the cover.

Jazzville 4

Lolita (Spoken Word)

Lolita and Poems read by Vladimir Nabokov

This spoken word LP does not appear to be available on CD or as a MP3.

Lolita Spoken Word LP

More Lolita

The Fuzzy Pink Nightgown

Jane Russell in The Fuzzy Pink Nightgown.

Jane Russell Fuzzy Pink Nightgown LP

Originally posted 2011-03-01 04:30:01.

Marie McDonald : The Body Sings

Hal Boone and His Orchestra were not a visual treat.

Marie-McDonald-the-Body-Sings

Originally posted 2010-12-15 12:36:04.

Piano for Love

Roger Williams was pretty dull in himself.

Piano-for-Love-Roger-Williams

Originally posted 2010-12-20 12:38:23.

My Pussy Belongs to Daddy

Sometimes double entendre just goes too damn far!

My Pussy Belongs to Daddy Album Cover

The Cockpit

I’m a fan of Rudy Ray Moore’s films: Petey Wheatstraw, the Devil’s Son-in-Law, Avenging Disco Godfather and the Dolomite movies.

Rudy Ray Moore Comedy LP 20K)

Make Your Man Feel Like a King

How to Make Your Husband Feel Like a Sultan

Nowadays this belly dancing LP would probably upset those Islamophobic folks who think there is some danger of Sharia Law being enforced in the US.

How to Make Your Boyfriend A King

Dynamic Stereo Girls

Dynamic Stereo Girls

Fascist Threats & Commie Lies

Janet Greene’s songs would probably fit in with the general tenor of the 2012 Republican primaries.

Fundamentalist Conservative Republican Songs

Special Pink Mood Show

Pink as in the skin of the nude female model.

Special Pink Mood Show Naked Woman

Originally posted 2010-10-11 13:58:27.

Music for Sex Olympics?

Revco Sex-O Olympic-O? I’m a monoglot American ignoramus.

Revco Sex Olympic O

Originally posted 2010-10-20 11:10:56.

Music for Trapping

Music for girl trapping that is. The trophy imagery is common during this period.

Music for Trapping Elliot Lawrence

Originally posted 2010-10-27 15:06:29.