May 10, 2012

Pray for Sex

It has been interesting to watch the current pope and his predecessor put the Roman Catholic Church in a time machine and send it back in time.

Some of the newly unmodern Church’s efforts are almost sad in a way. But really the only proper response is laughter.

The specially-composed Prayer Before Making Love is aimed at ‘purifying their intentions’ so the act is not about selfishness or hedonism.

Church urges couples to pray before sex

Only professional virgins can be so addled as to come up with a sex prayer like that.

Originally posted 2009-09-12 09:45:22.

Christian Perverts

Preacher Tony Alamo has been convicted and sentence for abusing young girls.

An indictment released in November 2008 accused Alamo of transporting five girls across state lines for sex. The criminal complaint included accounts from three girls, two of whom were 17 when the complaint was released last year, and one who was 14.

All three said Alamo sexually abused them.

Evangelist Alamo sentenced to 175 years on sex charges

Community of Christ lay ministers have had a secret life sexually abusing children for years it is alledged:

Burrell Edward Mohler Sr., 77, and his sons Burrell Edward Mohler Jr., 53; David A. Mohler, 52; Jared Leroy Mohler, 48; and Roland Neil Mohler, 47, were arrested Tuesday on suspicion of sexually abusing children.

A sixth family member, Darrel Wayne Mohler, 72, was arrested Friday as he pulled into the driveway of his Silver Springs, Florida home. Darrel Mohler, the younger brother of Burrell Edward Mohler Sr., is being held in jail in Marion County, Florida, charged with two counts of rape in a Missouri arrest warrant.

‘Unbelievable’: Men’s arrests on sex charges stun neighbor, co-workers

Why do I yoke Alamo and the Mohlers?

Christians are continually pushing themselves forward for sexual morality yet are revealed again and again to be abusers of children and adulterers.

Christians need to shut up and leave the honest people alone.

Originally posted 2009-11-15 10:37:20.

Guess Who Saw Miss Homophobia’s Sex Video

Carrie Prejean is surely suffering the punishment of a just god for her attack on gay marriage:

Sources tell TMZ Carrie’s mom was in shock — instantly turning sheet white as she watched her daughter give herself a hand.

TMZ: Carrie Prejean’s Mother Saw the Sex Tape

Originally posted 2009-11-08 08:06:25.

Sex Criminal Preacher Prompts Protest

Mark Hourigan’s ordination at the The City of Refuge Worship Center reminds us that sex criminals are treated worse than murderers.

On any other Sunday, protesters likely would not have been outside of The City of Refuge Worship Center. But this time was different because a man charged with sodomy, sexual abuse and intimidation of an 11-year-old boy back in 1998, was ordained.

Call him Pastor Mark Hourigan.

Registered sex offender now ordained by Germantown church

“The key thing is for other members of this church congregation is to be on the lookout and to be careful of their children,” said Cal Pfieffer, one of the protesters and a member of the Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests (SNAP).

Inside the Goss Avenue building, member Mark Hourigan grabbed local and national attention for the role he is taking on. It comes two years after he joined City of refuge.

Church ordains registered sex offender as minister

In Amnerica one wrong act, no matter the quality that puts a person on a sex offender list effectively abridges his civil rights for the rest of his life.

Crimes against minors are evil. But allowances must be made for real repentance and recovery. Luckily for Hourigan members of his church are willing to give him that chance.

Originally posted 2009-09-14 19:30:53.

Miss Homophobia’s Ungodly Breasts

Carrie Prejean the celebrated bimbo who says that god doesn’t want queers to wed may finally be coming to the end of her trivial fame.

She’s agreed to drop her suit for invasion of privacy – when it was revealed that her breasts are unnatural – if the pageant organization agrees to drop their suit for a refund of the money they supplied her so she could have bigger tits.

One thing they all agreed on was that Prejean needed bigger breasts if she was to be competitive in the national pageant in April, the pageant’s filing said.

Prejean settles lawsuits with Miss California USA pageant

This doesn’t speak well for Ms Prejean’s faith in the Jehovah. Why would she reject the breasts the Lord gave her? Why replace them with man-made tits? Were her original breasts part of god’s divine plan for her?

And if she wanted larger breasts shouldn’t she have prayed to Jesus Christ her Lord and Savior to give them to her? And accept his will if he said “No!”?

Originally posted 2009-11-05 14:04:40.