May 9, 2012

Queen Zsa Zsa of Venus

Queen of Outer Space is a wonderfully awful psychotronic movie.

Queen Zsa Zsa Gabor

Lots and lots of Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Ed Wood’s Orgy of the Dead

Ed Wood’s Orgy of the Dead is utterly ridiculous.

Television prophet Criswell plays Satan. I don’t remember why he is hanging out in a graveyard in the middle of the night. That is just what devils do I guess.

This is all a pretext to present a series of strippers.

The most memorable line: torture, torture – it pleasures me.

But only the viewers sensibilities were harmed.

I have to watch it again.

Psychotronic Ed Wood Orgy of the Dead

What if Your Mom Were a Hooker?

Black Hooker

African American Prostitute

Devil Girl from Mars’ Autograph

Devil Girl from Mars was about a Martial woman – Patricia Laffan – come to Earth come to earth to collect some men to use to regenerate Mars’ population. It was an OK science fiction movie but the title and Patricia Laffan’s leather costume were the best bits.

Also starred Hammer fan favoirte Hazel Court.

Devil Girl Mars Authographed Photograph

Agent 00-Sexy

Alien Devil Girl?

I’ve oftened wondered what this movie was about / like.

Agete 00 Sexy Alien Girl

The Naked Witch

The Naked Witch was directed by psychotronic auteur Larry Buchanan, most rememberered for Zontar, the Thing from Venus and Mars Needs Women.

Naked Halloween Witch

Redheads & Brunettes Protest

My guess is that this battle among blonde, brunettes and redheaded girls was a publicity stunt for Blondes Have More Fun.

Best-Hair-Color-for-Women

What is your favorite hair color?

Halloween Candy

Sexy-Halloween-Candy

Abducted by the Daloids aka Abducted by the Daleks

Abducted by the Daloids aka Abducted by the Daleks

Abducted by the Daloids Daleks Poster

  • Director: Roman Nowicki
  • Writer: David Stanley (screenplay)
  • Stars: Katarzyna Zelnik, Eliza Borecka and Sonja Karina

… have ever wondered in an idle moment how a couple of Daleks would respond to the presence of three naked lesbians romping in their Mothership might recently have found the answer in the shape of a sci-fi smutfest entitled Abducted by the Daleks.

Sadly, however, you’ll have to wonder on because the BBC and the estate of Dalek creator Terry Nation have moved swiftly to pull the plug …

BBC pulls plug on Dalek lesbian romp flick

Abducted by the Daloids Daleks Video Box

Abducted by the Daloids Daleks Strippers

Daleks Kidnap Three Strippers

Abducted by the Daloids aka Abducted by the Daleks

Any watcher of Doctor Who knows that his greatest enemies – the Daleks – are capapble of vicious and foul behavior. But who suspect that the Daleks are sex maniacs?

In Abducted by the Daleks the children of Davros kidnap three young women who are strippers by profession. (see)

Dalek Nude Women

Daleks Naked Girls in Bondage

Daleks Nude Stripper Dancer

Daleks Sex Maniacs

The strippers are Katarzyna Zelnik, Eliza Borecka and Sonja Karina.

Kung Fu Halloween

Promotional materials for Kung Fu Halloween (Shi da zhang men chuang Shao Lin) aka Fight for Survival.

Trick or Treat and Die

Kung-Fu Halloween Movie Poster

Kung Fu Halloween Female Martial Artist

Girl Reading Dracula

Cast posing for publicity still of 1931 Dracula.

Pretty Girl Reading Dracula

Russ Meyer’s Pandora Peaks

Recently I learned of a Russ Meyer film that I’d never heard of much less seen: Russ Meyer’s Pandora Peaks.

My initial excitement quickly dimmed as I learned about the movie. Pandroa Peaks was a stripper. In this film you get to watch her take off her clothes, walk around naked – perform acts thought thrilling in the sexploitation poor 1950s.

Maybe one day I’ll check and see if there’s an excerpt on YouTube or the like.

Russ Meyer with Pandora Peaks

Russ Meyer Stripper Pandora Peaks

Movie Packaged With A More Entertaining Film

Russ Meyer Stripper Pandora Peaks DVD

Pandora Peaks’ Autographed Bikini (Offered on eBay)

Stripper Pandora Peaks Autographed Bikini top and bottom.

Triple H cup, I hope her bra was designed by structural engineers.

Stripper Pandora Peaks Big Huge Tits

Mask of Kekkou

Kekkou, Keko Kame, Keko Mask this Japanese heroine of manga, anime and film has wound up with variant English language names.

She ia a crime fighter. When she corners bad guys Keko flashes them with her vagina. The sheer beauty of her genitals paralyzes them so criminals can be easily defeated.

Kekkou Mask Naked Vagina

Woman Monster

Woman Monster Menaces City!

Woman-Monster-Attacks-City

Robot Monster Ponders Human Love

Ro-Man, as he is known was baffled by human love for a time. Finally he decided to wipe out the human race. And he did.

Roman-Robot-Monster

From Phil Tucker’s wonderful film, Robot Monster.